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	<title>One Woman, Five Cats and a Crowbar</title>
	<link>http://onesmartwoman.com</link>
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	<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2005 15:54:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>A Brazilian?</title>
		<link>http://onesmartwoman.com/archives/2005/10/20/a-brazilian/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2005 15:44:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>OneWoman</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Posts on Politics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Courtesy of OneWoman&#8217;s sibling, the left-leaning Public Defenderess and MOH:
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.  He concludes by saying: &#8220;Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed.&#8221; 
&#8220;OH NO!&#8221; the President exclaims. &#8220;That&#8217;s terrible!&#8221;
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.  Finally, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Playing Catch-up</title>
		<link>http://onesmartwoman.com/archives/2005/10/19/playing-catch-up/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2005 17:08:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>OneWoman</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Miscellany]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://onesmartwoman.com/archives/2005/10/19/playing-catch-up/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hoo boy!  It&#8217;s been awhile, hasn&#8217;t it?  For months now, I have been somewhat embarrassed to admit that I have fallen into the much-written-about catgory of Bloggers Who Got Bored and Left Their Dead Blogs Lying Around Shamelessly Littering the Internet.  Horribly embarrassed, to tell the truth&#8230;
So, let me catch you up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fingers Crossed for At Least a Foot</title>
		<link>http://onesmartwoman.com/archives/2005/02/27/weather-weenies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Feb 2005 16:20:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>OneWoman</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[BlogWalking]]></category>

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There&#8217;s something about weather here in the Northeast.  Maybe it has to do with having lived in the Southwest in my formative years, where the biggest weather excitement I can remember was the day that the airport all but shut down because Boeing had only rated the 737 to fly in temps up to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Can&#8217;t I Come Up With Stuff Like This?</title>
		<link>http://onesmartwoman.com/archives/2005/02/27/why-cant-i-come-up-with-stuff-like-this/</link>
		<comments>http://onesmartwoman.com/archives/2005/02/27/why-cant-i-come-up-with-stuff-like-this/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Feb 2005 14:35:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>OneWoman</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[BlogWalking]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I have nothing but admiration for people who come up with these things.  
The Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich was brilliant, but I remember seeing an interview with the seller and thinking that she was a little bit out there.  But this mystery envelope auction is the hallmark of a pretty clever mind. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>One More Way To Fight The Spammers</title>
		<link>http://onesmartwoman.com/archives/2005/02/24/one-more-way-to-fight-the-spammers/</link>
		<comments>http://onesmartwoman.com/archives/2005/02/24/one-more-way-to-fight-the-spammers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Feb 2005 00:19:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>OneWoman</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Learning to Blog]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t have the time to tackle the Poker Spammer From Hell right now quite as thoroughly as loid suggests here.  But he&#8217;s certainly put together the most comprehensive analysis of how to hit &#8216;em where they live that I&#8217;ve seen so far.
What I&#8217;m finding with the upgrade to 1.5 is that, while comments [...]]]></description>
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		<title>1.2 To 1.5: Piece of Cake</title>
		<link>http://onesmartwoman.com/archives/2005/02/21/12-to-15-piece-of-cake/</link>
		<comments>http://onesmartwoman.com/archives/2005/02/21/12-to-15-piece-of-cake/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 20:02:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>OneWoman</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Learning to Blog]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://onesmartwoman.com/archives/2005/02/21/12-to-15-piece-of-cake/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Well, mostly.  Thanks to Podz, and his detailed step-by-step foolproof upgrade guide, it all works.  Oh, there were some minor issues with comments, but those appear to all be sorted now. 
Woo Hoo! 
For fellow upgraders, note that because I ported my 1.2 layout and all the associated edits, I found that after [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bad, Bad Blogger</title>
		<link>http://onesmartwoman.com/archives/2005/02/21/bad-bad-blogger/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 14:52:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>OneWoman</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Learning to Blog]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, yes, yes.  I know.  You&#8217;ve been wondering where the heck OneWoman went.  She&#8217;s still here, and getting ready to bring this blog back to life.
Before I do though, I&#8217;m going to spend my happy Presidents&#8217; Day holiday upgrading to the shiny, new WordPress 1.5 release.  Keep your fingers crossed for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Keywords: December 2004</title>
		<link>http://onesmartwoman.com/archives/2005/01/02/keywords-december-2004/</link>
		<comments>http://onesmartwoman.com/archives/2005/01/02/keywords-december-2004/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Jan 2005 22:48:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>OneWoman</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Learning to Blog]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[For December 2004, the top search phrases that landed people at onesmartwoman.com were:

cats eat a woman
disappearing walkway	
nj coumadin clinic
aquari-yums	
breadcrumbs in wordpress
uri in cats
the salt mine and lincoln
medical aid for pales
2004 email contractors woman
get gmail acount

The one that makes me laugh out loud is aquari-yums.  A google search returns onesmartwoman.com as the 9th result.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>See Annie Fetch</title>
		<link>http://onesmartwoman.com/archives/2004/12/28/see-annie-fetch/</link>
		<comments>http://onesmartwoman.com/archives/2004/12/28/see-annie-fetch/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Dec 2004 00:48:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>OneWoman</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[BlogWalking]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Feline Fun]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; and jump, and steal, and slink: my cat annie.  
Found in my travels; definitely worth a visit.
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		<title>What Santa Brought Me</title>
		<link>http://onesmartwoman.com/archives/2004/12/25/what-santa-brought-me/</link>
		<comments>http://onesmartwoman.com/archives/2004/12/25/what-santa-brought-me/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Dec 2004 18:12:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>OneWoman</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Miscellany]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Santa Claus was very, very good to OneWoman this year.  Among the pile of loot under the tree, this appeared this morning.  Oh, there was lots of other good stuff, but I won&#8217;t bore you with my joy over the newly acquired first season of Twin Peaks on DVD.
This will allow me to [...]]]></description>
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